Saturday, January 15, 2005
I love Camels
(told to me by kuya bojie)
a bulky muscle bound guy entered a coffee shop
and ordered a cup of coffee
and with a funny, and tiny voice he said
"caffi plis"
suddenly, everyone in the bar was laughing
because of his voice. Ashamed and embarased,
he ran out of the bar.
He went to a doctor to ask for some help
"dac, can yu give mi something for my vois?
to make it sound deeper, and more macho!".
the doctor replied "i have just the thing!, here"
the doctor gave him a large cock from a camel.
"put this inside your ass" the doctor said.
"say what!? youre kidding right!?" he replied.
"well, its up to you, but its the cheapest thing i can recommend"
with no other choice left, he went inside a small room
and inserted the "thing" up to his ass, when he came out
he said "WELL THIS BET..." amazed by the result he smiled like a child
and said "IS THAT MY?.. ITS ME.. ITS MY VOICE!" it really did turn
deep and more musculine. "THANKS DOC!"
"WELL I BETTER GO, I HAVE A COFFEE WAITING FOR ME!"
He went back to the shop and order a coffee. everyone turned there heads
when they heard his voice. then he walked hme wearing his happy face and so proud.
When he got home, he called out for his wife
"HONEY!! COME TO PAPA!!"
his wife was shocked " dear, what happened to your voice?"
he explain and the his wife replied
"well we better celebrate!"
they made sex the whole afternoon.
after that, he felt like he wanted some coffe, so he went back to the coffee shop.
"coff..." his voice was back to being funny and tiny
so he hurried back to his house and went searching for the thing the doctor gaved him, but he just couldn't find it. so he asked his wife
"hon, have you seen the thing the doctor gave me?" and his wife replied
"I DONT KNOW!... HAVEN'T SEEN IT!"
a bulky muscle bound guy entered a coffee shop
and ordered a cup of coffee
and with a funny, and tiny voice he said
"caffi plis"
suddenly, everyone in the bar was laughing
because of his voice. Ashamed and embarased,
he ran out of the bar.
He went to a doctor to ask for some help
"dac, can yu give mi something for my vois?
to make it sound deeper, and more macho!".
the doctor replied "i have just the thing!, here"
the doctor gave him a large cock from a camel.
"put this inside your ass" the doctor said.
"say what!? youre kidding right!?" he replied.
"well, its up to you, but its the cheapest thing i can recommend"
with no other choice left, he went inside a small room
and inserted the "thing" up to his ass, when he came out
he said "WELL THIS BET..." amazed by the result he smiled like a child
and said "IS THAT MY?.. ITS ME.. ITS MY VOICE!" it really did turn
deep and more musculine. "THANKS DOC!"
"WELL I BETTER GO, I HAVE A COFFEE WAITING FOR ME!"
He went back to the shop and order a coffee. everyone turned there heads
when they heard his voice. then he walked hme wearing his happy face and so proud.
When he got home, he called out for his wife
"HONEY!! COME TO PAPA!!"
his wife was shocked " dear, what happened to your voice?"
he explain and the his wife replied
"well we better celebrate!"
they made sex the whole afternoon.
after that, he felt like he wanted some coffe, so he went back to the coffee shop.
"coff..." his voice was back to being funny and tiny
so he hurried back to his house and went searching for the thing the doctor gaved him, but he just couldn't find it. so he asked his wife
"hon, have you seen the thing the doctor gave me?" and his wife replied
"I DONT KNOW!... HAVEN'T SEEN IT!"
